Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Rude Border Hopper

Made $53 in tips in 6 hrs tonight. Delivered late at night to some janky apartment complex where the black lady was looking for the the rest of the total, 78 cents for 5 mins. She said I was giving her attitude, wanted my name to call the store, blah blah blah. The next delivery was another apt complex where i had to hop the fence to get in, then i hopped another fence to get into the pool to go drink some water and after piss in their showers, Feels Good Man.

26 comments:

  1. dude you're filled with money! ahhah it's a hard work tho

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  2. How often do you get complaints? Does your manager get mad at you?

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  3. Haha that is funny, kind of trashy though. You may want to look into becoming a part of higher society.

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  4. nice work. i'm following to see what you get up to next.

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  5. lol at having to jump fance to deliver pizza, so much dedication

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  6. Ahahah I can't believe you did that.

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  7. This blog makes me wanna be a pizza boy :I

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  8. "then i hopped another fence to get into the pool to go drink some water"

    lolwut

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  9. great job on them pizzas, man. i await your updates

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  10. whoa! you have some mindblowing stuff in here, as always! good job!

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  11. 53 in tips seems pretty good to me.

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  12. Not too bad of a night, but not too great of a night either. Hope tomorrow ends up better.

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  13. Cool story, you're almost rich =)

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  14. Haha you are just full of mischief.

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  15. jumping into the pool: counts as a shower ;D

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  16. wow very nice, i like it alot!

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  17. Haha I used to work for pizza hut, very cool blog! Followed.

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  18. nice job just don´t give a s***

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  19. That does sound like rather nice pay for delivering pizza.

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  20. I will never eat pizza again. lol

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  21. I wonder how differently tips are depedning on your location in the USA...and do you keep the entirety of the tips?

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  22. Haha good work! I wanna do that job!

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