Work Work Work

So I started summer school at college. That plus working afternoons has gotten me very tired. I get paid Friday but am off most of the weekend.

Last night I got to make my own pizza, put BBQ sauce with italian sausage, bacon, ham, pepperoni, and pineapple.

Whats your favorite pizza?

Friendly Delivery Man

Last 2 days made $49 and $33 respectively in tips. Drove by and saw a dispensary security guard beat the shit outta a crackhead, pretty cool to watch. Delivered a grown mans pizza then he proceeded to homie pound me (knuckles, pound, etc.). Got me thinking hey even Spiderman had to do this shitty job.

My Day Off

Since its my day off I'll answer a few questions.

I get $1 gas for every delivery I take sometimes enough to cover, often not.

I keep 100% of the tips I make, most of the times id say like 10-40% it goes back to gas.

I use my own car.

Do small shifts 3-6 hrs usually, make around $20-60 depending on tips//deliveries.

Worked there 1+ years, just back for the summer.

Cheers, time to spend my dough!

The Rude Border Hopper

Made $53 in tips in 6 hrs tonight. Delivered late at night to some janky apartment complex where the black lady was looking for the the rest of the total, 78 cents for 5 mins. She said I was giving her attitude, wanted my name to call the store, blah blah blah. The next delivery was another apt complex where i had to hop the fence to get in, then i hopped another fence to get into the pool to go drink some water and after piss in their showers, Feels Good Man.

Nothing Special

Made $40 in tips in 4.5 hrs tonight. Some old lady walked into the store asking where the chinese restaurant was, which was next door, i got a kick outta that.  Some lady called wanting peppers on her pizza, I asked green peppers or jalapeno peppers, she replied, "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!". Should have said YES.

Boring slow day. Made a lowly $28 in 5 hrs. Nothing REALLY exciting, delivered to a rich looking house where the owners were clearly obsessed with cowboys and indians, and i wanted to steal so much of their lawn display items. Maybe next time.

Pizza Boy: The Good. The Bad, And the Weird

So a lot of stuff happens when I'm at work delivering pizzas. From customers, job duties and random stuff its a pretty cool job. Plus I make a good amount of money in tips. This blog is going to be updated every time I get back to work to describe my day and to highlight anything out of the ordinary that happened. Stay tuned!